I THINK THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE FOUND TONIGHT…
ok this was pretty cool LOL
IM AT A KOREAN BBQ RESTAURANT AND THIS REALLY CUTE WAITER ASKS ME “HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT” AND I SAID “3”
HE CAME TO OUR TABLE AND I SAID “OH WE ALREADY ORDERED OUR DESSERT ITS OK” AND HE SAID “IM JUST HERE TO CLEAN THE PLATES”
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Spoiled rabbit growls/thumps when you stop petting it (´；ω；`)
PET ME ASSHOLE